Training! Training! I'm fierce!
My samurai soul is fierce!
That's no samurai!
Training! Training! Training! Training!
Isn't that more like an athlete?
You could hear that?
'Tis strange!
You're strange!
Is it my imagination?
It's as if Bossun-dono became Himeko-dono and Himeko-dono became Bossun-dono...
Gulp!
I-It is your imagination! As if that could happen!
Himeko inside
Bossun inside
Why, if it isn't the Student Council!
And may I say that ski wear very much becomes the both of you!
What's with him?!
That's not what a samurai does!
Please, let's take this opportunity to exchange mail addresses...
What's with him?!
That's not what a samurai does!
I insist!
DOS!
Oh, dear...
Huh? It's just the two of you from the Student Council?
What happened to Tsubaki?
Actually, um...
Never mind them, Mimorin.
You're under no obligation to answer-nya.
Nya?
Oh dear, Daisey-chan! You've caught the habit!
Shut up-nya!
And so, the three of them were still not back to normal
on the morning of the second day of our school trip.
Round three!
School Trip Day 2
Episode 64: School Rhapsody, Part 2
Well, here we go!
Here we go!
You just don't get it, do you?
This is called a "snowplow".
Know-how?
Snowplow, Saaya, snowplow!
Snow, wow?
Hey, Bossun, you're crowding me! Move over!
It's your fault for bein' so fat!
Who's fat?!
You are!
What's that?! I'll kick your ass!
I wonder how Bossun feels about Himeko-chan.
It's not like I care either way!
That guy's a creep!
Bossun is kind.
You're up for it now, Saaya?
You're psyched at last?
Muster up some courage!
It'll be okay! You've got the basics down.
Snowplow all the way down!
Come on, do it!
Fight!
O-Okay...
The trip still has one night and two days left...
No matter what, I have to keep Saaya and Bossun apart!
Mr. Usui! What are you doing here?
Taking a break!
Well, that's suspicious.
I'm taking a break!
Well, well, well! Is that the Student Council President's little sister, Saaya-dono?
Mr. Usui... Don't tell me...?
No! You've got the wrong idea!
I'm just birdwatching.
Yesterday, it was Yuuki-san, today it's this guy...
Suuure you are!
Even you can't help bowing before the overwhelming might of moe, Mr. Usui!
Shut your mouth! I said you're wrong!
Nothing says "school trip" more than wooden swords!
Saotome-san, what are you drawing? A seal?
Glance, glance.
Oh, dear. That's bad manners.
( Dante Oriro Suware ) Dante, get off there and sit down
DOS.
Oh, my.
Glance, glance.
What are you glancing around for, Switch?
I'm on guard, in case there are any birds flying around in here.
What the hell are you talkin' about?
Birds could get in here, right?
There's no way...
There's one!
Himeko-chan!
Yabasawa-san...
So here's where you were...
They sell this here as a souvenir.
Oh... yeah?
Yabas!
Right now, all the girls of class C are gathering...
We're gonna take a group photo in the room.
Come on, Himeko-chan!
Yabas...
Sure, but hold on a second!
A photo, huh? To be honest, I wanna be in it.
Then you want me to go?
Yeah... but I can't let you go alone...
It's not like I'm gonna touch anyone!
Wait a minute! I'm against it.
It's easier if you two stick together.
Go together!
What are you talkin' about?!
Well, guess there's no other way around it this time. It's for my own memento.
But you better not touch anything!
Like I would!
I'm against it!
Why?!
Okay, let's go, Yabasawa-san!
Well, I can probably trust him not to touch anything. He's too stupid to think of it...
By the way, Switch...
What were you doing today? I didn't see you at all.
I-I was looking for a souvenir.
Ever since yesterday, it's been souvenir this and souvenir that!
How the hell much do you want souvenirs?!
What kind of way is that to spend the school trip?!
I could ask you the same question.
Oh, shut up! Face me!
So did you find it? That Niigata limited edition Chewpi?
No. When I asked the store clerk about it, she told me they'd just sold the last one.
Seriously, who would even want a doll like that?!
Who are you to say that?!
Oh, that's right. You said Momoka wanted it?
Hey, Switch-kun, look at how desperate you are, lookin' for a souvenir for Momoka!
What was I supposed to do? She asked me to get it for her while I was on this trip.
Switch? Do you...? I mean, you and Momoka...
Enough!
You were birdwatching, weren't you, Switch?
W-What do you want?!
Would you not sneak up on me from behind like that?!
Good evening, Bossun-kun.
Y-Yeah. Good evening.
Bossun-kun...
W-What?
Bossun-kun!
Are you really Bossun-kun?
Gulp!
W-W-What are you talkin' about?
Nothing... It just felt like something was different...
Yes. As if your soul was switched with someone else's...
She's incredible!
Yuuki-san, why don't we cool your head off?
What are you doing? Let go of me, Switch-kun.
I broke out in a cold sweat...
At that moment...
...for the first time since the trip began, Himeko was alone.
Let me take one more good look!
I'm positive something is possessing Bossun-kun!
Quiet! Please, don't stick your nose into this!
No, this is quite common.
You're rattling my brain!
Today, someone from class F consulted me.
She said Tsubaki-kun is acting like a cat.
I think he's possessed by an animal spirit.
Like a cat? What are you talking about?!
Oh, no!
I was walking past Tsubaki then.
In his hand, he had...
...the Niigata limited edition Bamboo Leaf Dumpling Chewpi!
I advised her that keeping a mouse doll with him would exorcise the cat spirit.
So you're mixed up in this!
But I don't care! Would you give me that doll?!
What-nyan?
What-nyan?!
Slipping
Sure-nya.
It's okay?! Your character is out of order!
But I shouldn't really be doing this...
Here-nya.
...now.
Can I speak with you?
S-Sure.
Not good! Not good! Not good! Not good!
Huh? Saaya-san and Bossun-kun...?
Switch-kun, seeing you jealous makes me want to crawl in a hole...
I said that's not it!
Come, let's not stand here, but join in the conversation!
Wait!
If we worm our way into their conversation, I can help you split them up!
The way you talk creeps me out!
Let go! Let go of me! Let go!
I'll curse you, I'll curse you, I'll curse you, I'll curse you, I'll curse you...
That's hot-nya!
You have a cat's tongue.
cat's tongue = can't handle hot food/drinks
Sure you're not going over there?
Yeah. Let's not do anything stupid.
That's hot-nya!
Cat's tongue...
Whatever the circumstances,
it's never a good idea to get in the way of a person's feelings.
What is it? What do you wanna talk to me about?
Yeah... Um, see...
Uh... Well... S-See...
It's not like I have anything to talk to you about!
S-Sorry about that. I was...
Oh... F-Forget about it...
This isn't getting me anywhere.
I-I'll try not to be so tsun-tsun!
O-Okay...
There's... something I want to ask you.
S-Sure.
What is it? I wonder what she wants to ask.
Is she gonna confess her feelings?!
I have to answer like Bossun would.
What should I do?! What should I say?!
It's about Himeko-chan...
What do you think about her?
Why... Why are you asking me that?
Oh, no special reason... It's just that you two are so close...
I thought maybe you're in love with her... or something...
Bossun...? How does Bossun feel about me?
I don't know...
I have no idea.
I really don't know...
I don't know!
Bossun...
I don't know anything about Bossun!
Sorry for asking such a strange question.
If you don't wanna answer it, you don't have to.
I don't...
...have any special feelings for her.
R-Really?
Yeah. After all, we're talking about Himeko, right?
There's nothin' between us.
I hardly even notice her.
She's like a pigeon that's always fluttering around, is all.
I see...
That's it.
I see...
Saaya...
No!
Saaya, how do you feel...
Stop!
...about me?
Don't ask that! Bossun would never ask that!
How do you feel about me?
What are you, an idiot?!
I don't really know...
Bossun, 'til recently, I felt out of place in my class.
I mean, with this personality... And it's not like they excluded me or anything...
...but it felt like I didn't belong, but then one day, Captain told me...
School Store
Why don't you go see the Sket-dan?
"Bossun will make things better for sure," she said.
And you really did accept me, Bossun.
Himeko-chan and Switch were really nice, too.
I felt so comfortable that I visited the clubroom every day and talked a lot...
Curry
And then, before I knew it,
I was getting along better with everyone in my class.
Hell's Counseling Room
I'm not sure if I've changed or not...
...but it's more fun than before.
School has become fun...
So I'm really grateful to the Sket-dan... to you, Bossun...
...and... and...
Saaya, it's okay. You don't have to say any more.
I don't really know...
I don't know...
...but you're on my mind.
Okay, I'll give everyone a copy of the photo next week.
Yeah, please.
Where were you?
Oh... I had something...
Lights out-nya!
Everyone return to their rooms and take roll call-nya.
That's hot-nya!
Cat's tongue, huh?
Lights out-nya!
That's hot-nya!
Were you able to sleep last night?
Like I'd be able to sleep in a room full of guys!
How about you?
Like I'd be able to sleep all tied up!
But I can't sleep in the girls' room and you can't sleep in the boys' room...
I've got it!
They already took roll call, so we can just sleep in here.
Nice idea! Chuu-san, we're coming in!
We're gonna sleep in here!
He's already sleeping! And he didn't even turn out the light.
He really doesn't have any motivation, does he?
The effects of the drug still haven't worn off?! We're going home tomorrow!
Whatever. For now, let's put a couple futons down.
There's still enough space in here for two more.
Yeah.
Let's get some sleep!
There's only one futon left!
Sheesh... What the hell?
Hey, don't pull on the blanket.
Quit muttering and go to sleep!
You better not snore.
It's your body! Anyway, just go to sleep!
You go to sleep!
You're too close! Idiot!
Don't sleep facing me!
What? It's your own face, so what's the big deal?
That's not the problem!
Honestly, this guy...
What do you think about Himeko-chan?
Bossun...
What do you think about Saaya?
Well, I think she's tsundere...
That's not what I mean!
I'm talking about...
...what do you think of Saaya... as a girl?
Why are you askin' me that?!
It's got nothin' to do with you!
Just answer me!
Just answer me, stupid...
I don't...
...have any special feelings for her.
Earlier...
Earlier, I met Saaya. She said she wanted to talk to you...
Seriously?! I hope you...
It's okay. I answered her as Bossun.
So then Saaya asked me...
"What do you think about Himeko-chan?"
W-What's that about...?
I don't know. She probably got the wrong idea from seeing us together so much.
That Jin guy told me the same thing that time.
Oh yeah, now that you mention it...
Do we look like we're that close?
That's kinda icky\, y'know?
So... what?
Well, she asked you that...
How'd you answer her?
How'd you answer her, as me?
I said, "I don't have any special feelings for her."
I see...
W-Was I wrong to say that? I'm not you, so I didn't know what the right answer was.
If it were you, how would you answer?
Well...
I probably would've answered the same way...
Yeah, I figured...
Should we go to sleep?
Yeah. Let's sleep.
Well, I never thought about that before...
Before now...
Were you able to sleep?
Like a log. How 'bout you?
Yeah. I got my share.
Oh, no! This is bad! Everyone's gonna wake up!
Crap! Roll call!
Snowplow! Snowplow! Snowplow!
Snowplow! Snowplow!
Snowplow!
You did it! You did great, Saaya!
It was so-so.
I-It's not like I'm happy about it or anything!
Snowplow! Snowplow!
S-Snowplow! Snowplow!
Move it! Move it! Move it!
Ow...
Are you okay, Saaya?!
Sorry! Are you alright?!
Are you hurt?
Let's have fun together!
Sure!
You're wondering what happened after that?
Good question...
Is everyone on the bus?
Yes!
We all had our own thoughts as we headed back to our everyday lives.
That stinks! The back of your ear reeks!
Then don't smell it! Only a weirdo smells other people's bodies!
Back to our everyday lives that would now be just a little bit different than before...
A-Am I back?
Huh? I'm not back!
Why not?! This doesn't make sense!
Huh?! I've got an old man's body!
This freakin' sucks!
Then who's in my body?!
I wish everyone would just disappear...
Chuu-san!
And so, the very long fall passed...
Yabas!
...and winter visited the tale-nya.
This is Remiida's Pub, gathering place of adventurers.
The six of us are gonna form a party?!
Owner of the Pub Remiida
Yes.
The sexy youth will fake a panty!
You mean, "The six of you will form a party!"
This lady's awful with the language!
Anyway, you gotta be kiddin' me! I need strong allies if I'm gonna defeat the Demon King, Dantel!
Rookie Martial Artist Himeko
Warrior-in-training Tsubaki
Sorcerer's Apprentice Eni
Who are these people?!
They all total newbies with puny combat levels!
We've got a newbie, an apprentice, a disciple...
An assassin disciple?! Wow!
Assassin Disciple Switch
Village Girl Saaya
Village girl?! What's a village girl doin' challenging the Demon King?!
Don't treat battle like it's a game!
Beginner Hunter (LOL)
Bossun
You've got the lowest level here!
What the hell is "Beginner Hunter (LOL)"?!
And yet you volunteered for this?!
No, I thought I could make myself useful doing odd jobs and stuff...
Anyway, this gathering of humans doesn't stand a chance against the Demon King.
Barmaid Caplynne
That's why you'll all go to the Hellowork Temple first.
Hellowork Temple?
That's right!
It's a facility where you can change to all kinds of careers.
If you pick a job that suits your talents, you'll instantly form a powerful team!
So everyone please tell me which job you want!
Me! Me! Me!
I'll be an archer!
I'll be a martial artist!
I'll be a magician!
I'll be a priestess!
I'll be a slayer!
Did he just pick a cool one?!
What is that?!
Hellowork Temple
I already got the letter saying what kind of jobs you want.
There's no way I'll let you back down at this point.
Head Priest
Agarta
Alright, come forward one at a time.
I'll gently do the job-changing ritual.
This guy reminds me of a two-bit gangster.
Watch your mouth, jackass! I'm the head priest here!
Now who's gonna go first?
Um...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Call me when you've decided...
I'm first.
You lost right off the bat?!
Man, you blow at rock-paper-scissors!
Um, so what do you wanna be?
An archer, please.
An archer? That's not what I heard.
Excuse me?
I said that's not what I heard.
Well, that's what I said!
You did get the message right from Remiida-oneesan, didn't you?!
Yeah, I got it alright.
From Remiida-oneesan...
Let me see that paper!
What?! What?! What?!
What?! What?! I've got a bad feeling about this!
A-chan Dancer Grape Farmer Stage Magician Monk Slime
Thank you for your help, Remiida
They're totally different!
Stage Magician
I wanted magician, not stage magician!
Monk
I'm a monk!
Almost the same thing, but I bet she couldn't write "Priestess" and gave up!
Dancer
This isn't what I said! What the hell?!
Grape Farmer
Grape farmer?!
Slime
I'm Slime, of all things!
A-chan
What the hell is "A-chan"?! A nickname?!
Alright, let's get started.
First, I'm gonna turn you into A-chan.
Wait, stop!
Wait, wait!
It's too late for complaints now! I'm busy!
I'm gonna do it right here!
Since it's come to this, we have to go through with it.
Let's do a job change. Everyone, what do you wanna become from here?
I don't wanna become any of these.
I can't take it anymore! This party is doomed!
We've got a stage magician, a farmer, all just civilian jobs!
Who are you to say anything, Village Girl?!
Are those the job-changing costumes?
They all look like monk's robes...
Okay! I volunteer to be the stage magician!
Why, all of a sudden?!
Bastard, you grabbed the one that seems to be the least crappy! That was dirty!
Sorry, it's already decided! I'm the stage magician!
Hey, it'll be trouble later if we continue this "whoever-gets-it-first" approach.
We need to think logically and discuss the jobs, in order.
In order?
I mean, the priority is figuring out the job that best suits each person.
Figuring out the job...
What do you mean?
"A-chan".
Since it's "A-chan", it should go to a person whose name begins with the letter "A".
We have to go with that kind of reasoning?!
I see. Certainly, A-chan should be "A-chan".
What the hell are you guys talkin' about?!
Huh?! You're "Eni", right?! Like Any!
When I...
...remove my mask, I'm Akitoshi.
What's with this guy?!
Well, that's settled.
Wait a second! Um, I don't really have anything against "A-chan",
but I have no idea what it means.
If I'm A-chan, what do I do during battle?
That's a legitimate question.
You're askin' me what you're supposed to do?
I guess... Just act like A-chan, you know,
keep moving like "Accha, accha, accha, accha"...
Well, if I'm the only one who can do this job, so be it.
I'll accept it...
We got "A-chan" out of the way...
Um, next is...
Uh, these dancer clothes were supposed to be for me anyway,
so they're for a woman, right?
I just have to keep from being Slime or Monk!
I see...
Yeah, right?
A dancer's outfit...
Uh-huh!
Then shouldn't it be Saaya?
Uh-huh, yeah...
Yeah. Saaya would be good for that.
Why?!
Saaya is definitely the best for that!
You guys are just basing that on her boobs!
It should be Saaya.
Hey!
So somehow, we've got three jobs decided...
There are three left...
Monk... Shouldn't you be the Monk?
Why?!
It just feels right... I mean, you're not interested in women, right?
Yes, I am! I totally am! I'm a pervert!
I'll become the Monk.
W-What'd you choose that for suddenly?!
Suddenly, my eyes have been opened to Buddhism!
I wanna renounce earthly pleasures so badly, I can't stand it!
What happened to you?!
Oh, I get it! He's just tryin' to avoid being stuck with Slime!
He knew that if he tried for Grape Farmer, he'd get an argument,
so he took Monk just to escape the suckiest role!
Gulp!
Well, you're not gonna get away with it! I'm gonna be the Monk!
He's shaving his head with clippers!
Now there are two left.
Fools! You can decide yourselves!
Grape Farmer...
...or Slime?!
And so...
Accha! Accha! Accha! Accha!
...the six heroes were assembled.
The showdown with the Demon King draws near!
Like we can win!
I really suck at rock-paper-scissors...